Thursday, March 5, 2009

Lost Redux: Love Isn't Brains, Children, It's Blood...

Hey, remember when we thought this show was about the Zoo of Death or Purgatory? Back then, when things were simple and carefree, all we had to cope with was tropical polar bears and jungle mechanosaurs. Hahaha.

These days, Lost is about everything from love and charismatic leadership to reanimation and electromagnetism, and it would be patently exhausting to follow if it weren't so rocketship fast and so fraught with thrills, chills, spills and just damn compelling feelings...

Are you ready to tackle this week's Sawyer-centric outing, "LeFleur," and get our exclusive dish on which favorite character from the past is getting a four-episode return engagement? Grab your girlfriend's brownies, gas up the blue Volkswagen, and get in here...

SAWYER = AWESOME

Ladies and gentleman, meet James "Sawyer" Ford, aka James "Jim" LeFleur, head badass in charge of Dharma security and de facto leader of the surviving Island Losties, Jin, Juliet, Miles and Daniel.

After four seasons of wrassling the rest of the Lost A-Team for power, Sawyer is finally in charge. (And it's about bleeding time, too.)

Furthermore, Sawyer has finally gotten in touch with his sensitive side, trying to save old bald friends who jump down wells, rescuing women and babies, inspiring anxious doctors, sympathizing the drunk and despondent, and last but not least, picking daisies to give to nice ladies. How far we have all come!

And all of the above Sawyer character developments are right and good, with one notable and very important exception: Cleanshaven Sawyer sucks. (Fix please!)

1 comment:

Frasky said...

Forget about anything and just watch Lost episodes of Season 6 now.

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